Packages
the Comstock immersion
We probably don’t need to tell you how overwhelming life in the 21st century can be. We could all use some pampering to restore balance to our mind, body and spirit as we embark on yet another adventure in the Black Rock Desert. That’s why every visit to the Spa at Lake Lahontan starts with our signature treatment. Complimentary to every guest, The Comstock Immersion is a mysterious and undefinable experience that seeks to provide relief from the ennui of life and the relentless sense of existential dread that wakes you up at 3am every night. Breath in sea air while experiencing the sensation of a cool dip in the ocean. It’s just like relaxing in an outdoor seaside cabana — and it’s great for clearing out those pesky sinuses.
Bracing ice bath with sea salt respirator included
Seaside soundtrack available upon request
Comes with a sample of locally mined Nevada silver
Awakening the Wolverine
A solitary animal, the wolverine once roamed the grasslands of the Great Basin. While it’s no longer seen in this part of the world, this extremely proprietary Spa treatment seeks to awaken the wolverine within us all. Through our patented combination shiatsu-Thai-Swedish-Chinese-chakra-craniosacral-neurokinetic-ashtanga-crystal alignment and movement series, you will dig deep into the depths of your soul to discover the powerful being that lies within. Each treatment ends with an optional primal scream inside our (almost soundproof) panic chamber. Due to neighborhood noise ordinances, treatment is only available on Tuesdays from 2-2:45pm.
Broad-spectrum strobe light therapy optional
Shot of Spa high proof elixir available upon request.
Requires both a non-disclosure agreement and release of liability.
“angel wing” cheatgrass wrap
After a long, hot desert day, wouldn’t you love a deeply nourishing and rehydrating full body skin treatment of organic, sustainably harvested aloe vera and cucumber gel, layered with a moisturizing local honey soufflé topped off with a coconut oil and turbinado sugar polish to bring safe, cooling relief to even the most sensitive skin? Yea, so would we. Our Angel Wing Cheatgrass Wrap comes close — if you close your eyes (and probably hold your nose). Supplies are limited, so come early. We can probably guarantee a bracing body scrub of locally sourced “angel wing,” or alunite which is great for dandruff and eczema and might just help you land that perfect life partner.
Essential oils include wet grass, lavender, and grandma’s closet.
Razorback Mountain sea salt facial available upon request
Includes refreshing Spa elixir of your choice.